Jesse Pinkman Signup Portal
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Officially unofficial. Apply to be my
“Jesse”
(legal, fictional, and 100% drama-free).
Status: Not suspicious âś”
Your name (aka “Yo”)
Partner alias
Desired profit cut
40% (as discussed)
Special skill
Good vibes
Negotiation
Fast walking
Snack procurement
High school chemistry (suspiciously good)
Non-negotiable terms (check all that apply)
I will not say “Yeah science!” more than 7 times/day.
I accept payment in: compliments, memes, and/or snacks.
Sign me up
Disclaimer: No crimes. No “product.” Only banter. If you’re a DEA agent, please enjoy the UI.